Suspicious Visitor Spends 3 Minutes Too Long Trying to Figure Out What This Is

INTERNET — Sources confirm that a lone visitor has spent an uncomfortable amount of time on The Mocking Post, clicking absolutely nothing but rereading the phrase “Real-time AI content generators” like it holds deeper meaning.

Eyewitnesses (none) say the visitor arrived via LinkedIn, likely expecting a startup portfolio, but instead found a bird logo, questionable humor, and an unsettling confidence in the phrase “LLM pipeline.”

“We believe they’re either a recruiter, an investor, or someone who meant to visit The Onion and got lost,” said the site’s creator, who was actively watching the analytics in real-time. “If they scroll again, we’ll trigger the emergency roast generator.”

At press time, the visitor was hovering over the word ‘GPT-4o’ with a mixture of fear and intrigue.

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• Prompt engineering architecture
• Content moderation heuristics (barely)
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